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rainbowforests:

more b&w here
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canadumb:

thinsiqnificant:

canadumb:

*ducts tapes my laptop together*

*duct tapes my life together*

isnt that what i said

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-jordo:

god damn it.

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goodbye 18. you were good

goodbye 18. you were good

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poundmyassdaddy692007:

i cant fucking breathe

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The Face-Stealer (Koh) -  When you speak with him, you must be very careful to show no emotion at all, not the slightest expression or he will steal your face. 

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spahck:

I just realized why I pull off my homecoming dress so well

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it’s because

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collegehumor:

I’m Sorry Safeway, But the Carrots on Your Carrot Cake Look Like Dicks
Judging by the price, they may be in on it.
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tickettoheaven:

get your head in the game

tickettoheaven:

get your head in the game

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positivelycrippled:

9th degree burn

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shadogal94:

dreamerofderse:

so my mom brought home one of the new 100 dollar bills 

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I’m looking at it like “yeah this looks kinda cool”

but then you flip it over and

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it looks like it has fucking wordart on it

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They literally fucking used WordArt

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ohshesbackchickachickaitskaytie:

Credit to beastboybothersraven.

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keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY
One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice Mormon lady handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY

One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice Mormon lady handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

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